
Suppose there is a woman who pines to get married and settle down. And suppose over the course of a brisk two years she courts many suitors of various ilk. What would we say about this woman's soul if every few months she decided to marry a different person: seven of them in 24 months?
7 Frontrunners: Sifting Mediocrity for a SoulmateI think surely we would say she is at least confused about what she wants in a life partner, and probably confused about who she wants to be herself. Above all, I think we would say she is desperate to find someone with the personality, fundamentals and vision for the next thirty years to feel content and safe in giving her hand, and having an exceedingly difficult time doing so.
And so it is, at long last, we’ve watched the Republican nomination process tread a wayward path to Iowa, and hence, to get it on. Here I’ve created a compilation of all the major polls since Feb 2010. Like clockwork, every few months there was a new frontrunner.

Being that time of the year for retrospectives, let's take a moment and recount the greatest hits. These are the issues the debates centered upon:
• Whether to lower taxes from historic lows and how much to cut spending from historic highs
• Whether the scientific consensus is correct and global warming is happening and if so whether to do anything about it
• Whether to give illegal immigrants any path to legalization or whether to begin rounding up 12 million of them to expel
• Whether the individual mandate is a targeted conservative proposition to promote individual responsibility or whether it's liberal treason and unconstitutional
• Whether abortion can be re-litigated into effective banishment and whether the government should consider abortion (covered) healthcare at all
• Whether to get out of Afghanistan and/or Iraq and whether to start another war with another Middle Eastern country on the suspicion of having WMD
• Whether to voucherize and privatize Medicare
Beyond the policies, the real highlights were more colorful:
• We saw retail campaigning partially replaced by candidatorial profiteering to raise their profiles, sell books and angle for TV contracts
• We saw the revelation that owning a hunting ranch called "Niggerhead" is not a disqualifier to be President, nor is giving a stump speech high on prescription drugs, but forgetting that you want to kill the department of Energy (and Education, Commerce and the EPA) is
• We saw that wanting the keys to the nuclear arsenal without first knowing China has nukes and has for forty years isn't disqualifying, nor is a professional résumé of running a failed pizza chain and motivational speaking, but two sexual harassment settlements and a 20-year sex affair is
• We saw that being officially and unprecedentedly sanctioned, fined and then thrown out of Congress by your own party the last time you led isn't a good enough indication of leadership potential, but divorcing two women with cancer and accepting $2 million to lobby for Fannie and Freddie may be
• We learned you can name your newsletter after yourself, publish your commentary including racist observations and/or support for universal healthcare via the individual mandate, then years later claim you knew nothing about it and don't agree with any of it
I recount these not to wallow in absurdity, fun as it may be, but rather as the evidence for why the 7 Frontrunners. Just because the Republican nominating process unfolded as a slow-motion disaster doesn’t mean the Republican electorate –- i.e. a third of our population -– somehow transmogrified into an intellectual disaster. More likely it’s the opposite. I think Republicans fervently, and rightly, believe our government has grown to a crushing new size; they suspiciously, and rightly, see Democrats as a party not willing to fix this by transforming entitlements and alienating their base, but rather espousing more of the same and solution-by-redistribution; they unconvincingly, and rightly again, see the Obama policies being passed and implemented as an expansion of the role of government and not fundamental enough to solve the problems.
So when Republicans are presented with this crop of subpar candidates, the logical thing to do is throw yourself at the next pretty thing walking by, at least until you see his true colors and discover that he doesn't have the solutions anymore than the others did.
Rise of Newt: The Reality of CredibilityWhich brings us to Newt, the final frontrunner. For all the psycho-analyses of the GOP electorate and this long strange trip, I think Newt is simply the most plausible candidate.
For the home stretch, it looks like Newt and Mitt are the only serious candidates, though I think we could’ve conceded that months ago and saved the heartache. Let's also concede they are both experienced, accomplished businessmen and politicians. I am now convinced that if 1,000 everyday Republicans, from all nooks and crannies, sat down on their couch with Newt then Mitt for an hour, that 75% would conclude Newt is smarter, more intellectual, more knowledgeable, has a broader historical perspective, is more politically savvy, is a bigger thinker, has more ideas, is more conservative, is more Christian, is more strategically capable of striking grand bargains, is more personable, is more likeable, is more charismatic, is a better marketer, and is more capable of taking it to Obama’s chin in the 2012 election and every step along the way. In the end, these are the things that matter.
Is he a better husband, no. Is he more likely to say something foolish or incendiary, yes. But those pale in comparison, as they should. Anyone who did the closest experiment possible and sat on their couch to watch Romney’s hour-long interview with Charlie Rose last week knows this is true. Up until now, I was a Romney fan: inspired by his résumé, impressed by his persona, and willing to forgive his Obama bashing as the necessary political warfare. But by the end of the hour, things had changed. I looked into his eyes, listened to his spiel, and took measure of the man. There is less than meets the eye. He is the very definition of inauthentic.
Fortunately, our culture has undergone a generational shift at just the right moment. The plate that shifted is the most central tectonic of them all: TV. Over the course of a decade, our population became obsessed with reality shows. This was especially true of shows where we watch performances and render judgment. At the same time, social networking became reality's partner in crime, as a bigger and bigger slice spent more and more time propagating opinions for others to agree, disagree and react among.
Thus, ratings for the GOP debates broke records. Last week’s finale ranked right behind Monday Night Football for the top-rated cable show of the week, along with two hours of analysis:

Once you’re sharing the rarified air with the NFL in America's attention span, you’ve arrived. To wit, the number was unprecedented: 16 primetime debates. I must confess to having watched every single one.
Why this is important is that while I’ve all but given up hope on our electorate’s interest in understanding the big issues, I have the utmost respect in our Blink-like abilities to assess credibility. To be fair, the issues are now so complex, with such long time horizons and interconnected webs, it’s now approaching unreasonable to ask people to invest the time and mindspace necessary to fathom a trillion dollars, to understand the federal budget, to see the risks in a trade war with China, to suppose the outcomes of global warming, to forecast the tradeoffs to renewable energy, and all the rest.
What we
can do is spend the time on our couch watching the debates and decide who is most credible, and we have. Thus, the rise of Newt.
Clash of the Titans: Organization and Money vs. Religion and ConservatismAside from a well-justified fear that Newt will say or do something to destroy himself, what primarily stands in his way from here on out is organization and money. Just yesterday we learned that Virginia has somehow found a way to exclude the candidate who the plurality of its electorate wants to vote for. The absurdity of that aside (the guy lives in Virginia and he can’t get on the ballot?), we should assume it’s a microcosm of similar organizational mishaps that will recur. This is the result of getting a late start and now lacking a fully-developed campaign infrastructure. It just happens to be magnified when your archrival is a managerial wizard and has been organizing his ground game for six years.
On the money front, through October, in total Romney has raised $33 million to Newt’s $3 million. From this week’s ad blitz in Iowa, we can assume his camp decided enough with the dry powder. Remember that 95% of elections are won by the candidate with the most money over the past two cycles, and 90% of the money goes to TV ads. The initial onslaught is already closing the Gingrich lead.
Romney is executing his strategy to perfection, the question is whether it's enough. The real question is whether it can ever be enough when people just viscerally do not like you.
In addition to being the better candidate, Newt’s advantages will be momentum and math. It always helps to peak late, and by doing so Newt had plenty of time to trade out the “Newt Gingrich for president you’ve got to be joking me” for “He’s a good debater and I think he might even be leading now” plausibility. In order of the primaries, Newt is: tied for 1st with Ron Paul in Iowa, running 2nd behind Romney in New Hampshire, and blowing Romney out two-to-one in South Carolina and Florida. If these hold and Newt gets out front early, the dominos begin to fall. Expect everyone’s support but Hunstman’s to mostly fall Newt’s way:

Another candidate not listed here whose votes Gingrich could swipe are Sarah Palin's. With some well-placed VP alluding to, Newt could get her allegiance and that of her faithful, sizeable following.
Romney’s Mormonism and perceived faux-conservatism will likely lead those meandering sheep right to Newt. Combined with his jumpy manner, all these factors cultivate what has become this underlying sense of fakeness that beget the Romney authenticity gap.
The data squarely backs this up: a quarter of Republicans freely admit they are less likely to support a candidate who is Mormon; a full third of evangelical whites:

Not much is a certainty in the Republican primary, but we know this: if you don’t have the evangelical white vote, you’re in trouble. And you’re
really in trouble if you expect to pick up the supporters of Paul, Perry, Bachmann and Santorum as they gradually-then-quickly migrate.
Regardless of how plugged into the candidates the Republican electorate is, if you ask them for the one word they use to describe their politics, they say “Conservative.” It’s almost cult-like this fetish with the idea of
being conservative, and I have to admit I’ve never understood it in a society that values forward-thinking progressivity in most every aspect of life other than politics. Nevertheless, it is the way it is, and here’s the judgment on Gingrich and Romney:

All the key demos for the Republican base are 10-30% more likely to see Gingrich as a true conservative. This has the added benefit of being true. The last time Newt was in government he led the Conservative Revolution and took back the House for the first time in 40 years. The last time Mitt was in government he was the governor of Massachusetts. No need to overthink it.
Newt Wins, Democracy Wins
As a Democrat, it’s too easy to have watched this race unfold and cry joy. Perhaps it’s the charitable season, but I see the big patterns being revealed as very positive. A party in disarray, both philosophically from the Bush years and electorally with the rise of the Tea Party, was always going to have a messy selection process. But the fact that they landed on the two superior candidates says the process did its job. Continuing this evolution is potentially a generational upshot for democracy, and would ideally drag the Republican Party back to legitimacy along the way.
I believe if Gingrich wins it will be a win for democracy. He is a closer match to the Republican electorate’s ideals, and he has the stronger political mind. His political philosophy is more important than his personal tribulations, and let's be honest, it’s hard for us avid Clinton supporters to feign indignity at Gingrich’s infidelities. On the other hand, if Romney is able to outmaneuver him in this last leg with organization and negative ads, I think it will be a loss for democracy. It will say that money is still the root of power, and regardless of these broad cultural shifts that our votes are still malleable to a superior ad buy and 30-second psychology.
In the end, the debate between the GOP candidate and Obama will be epic and is likely to set our course for a generation. The pragmatists and realists among us cannot wait to see whether there will be a real clash of ideas with the soul of our country as the prize. For it’s not that Democrats or Obama have shown their blueprint to be superior any more than they’ve shown themselves to be more courageous. It’s that compared to the alternative, they have consistently shown their character, politics and philosophy to be more intelligent, more dignified and more selfless.
But these are not the end all be all. I make room that shrinking government to a size that can be drowned in a bathtub and unleashing the free market
may be the only path to salvation from the hole we’ve dug. As painful as it is to say, and as much suffering as it would be to get there, I am at least open to someone making the case. But they’d better make it persuasively, because if not, I’ll buy my first bumper sticker, it will be a big blue O, and we’ll call it a day.
Next up, why we've decided to allow Iowa and New Hampshire to have such a predominant influence on our national elections. Really, why would you do that.
Merry Christmas from my family to yours,
FDMR